The 4NCL appears to have turned into Premier League transfer deadline day. Naturally, Wood Green are among the main protagonists. However, what isn't as widely known is the other teams' plans. Luckily, RTK can exclusively reveal that there have been a number of other big name signings leading into the May Bank Holiday weekend.
Bristol are set to take Division 2 by storm in an attempt to gain an unlikely promotion. Garry Kasparov, Anatoly Karpov, Bobby Fischer and José Raúl Capablanca are set to spearhead the charge. A spokesman for the West Country outfit was overheard to say "If Max Euwe objects to playing for Bristol 2, he can shove it."
"Hinckley Island's got a beach, right?"
As to why Wood Green haven't registered world number one Magnus Carlsen, it is rumoured that he will be playing board 2 for Guildford behind Deep Blue. And Sambuca Sharks have signed Rory McIlroy on the off chance that Caroline Wozniacki will turn up.
Fun for all the family!
