Friday, 6 July 2012

Crime is Confusing

There's been an addition to the ranks of ECF officials. With the recent furore, we'll forgive you for having missed it. This particular official's unlikely to waste money though, primarily because his budget will be paltry, if he gets one at all.

From his rotting cell at HMP Pentonville, Charlie Fry will be coordinating all things chess for jailbirds everywhere, having been put away in May for crimes against hair. 


Initially it was rumoured that he'd killed Vidal Sassoon, but it was recently revealed that he bludgeoned a particularly hirsute Ipswich Town supporter to death with a side of beef. To be fair, there aren't many of those in Camden. Ipswich supporters, that is; Camden is crawling with butchers.

So if you're planning to go inside any time soon, your favourite game is in good hands. Skilled, murderous hands.

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